A robotic blowjob could be the latest sex toy to help horny people satisfy their fantasies. It’s designed to mimic the feeling of oral sex with rhythmic pumping and sucking action at the touch of a button. BJ machines are also able to provide a variety of textures and sensations, ranging from hard to smooth to arousing.
Oral sex is an art form that’s been practiced by humans since the Paleolithic Era and probably even farther back. And like any art form, it’s evolved over time to become more and more sophisticated, from ancient jade and copper sex toys to technologically advanced adult novelties.
The newest sex toy in this category is the Autoblow AI, which recently hit the sex toy market and promises to deliver a simulated blowjob with the click of a button. The device, which requires a plug-in connection, features an entry point modeled to look like a female mouth with a fleshy sleeve into which you insert your member. A microcontroller and infrared and magnetic sensors then manipulate 250 points along a 5-inch-long stroking plane to recreate the desired fellative experience, the company says.
A British entrepreneur caused a tabloid commotion earlier this year when he announced plans to open a fellatio cafe in London. Inspired by Thailand’s blowjob bars, he envisioned a place where men can get their own 15-minute blowjob over a cup of coffee. But local laws against brothels made the idea impossible — until he decided to replace the human sex workers with robots.
In addition to simulating the feel of oral sex, BJ machines can offer a variety of other sensations, such as vibrations, a suction effect and varying textures. Some can pulsate with the beat of your heart, while others are controlled by a separate controller that lets you choose from a variety of settings.
BJ toys are available in a smorgasbord of shapes and sizes, from tiny anime girl lips to big suctioning robots. But any masturbator, regardless of size or shape, needs to be properly cared for. That means cleaning it regularly, especially after every use. And, of course, never putting cum inside a BJ machine.
If you’re interested in sex robots, there are a variety of them available online, at physical toy stores and at CES, the world’s largest consumer electronics show. But be warned: These toys are for adults only. And while you may not have to worry about legal ramifications, owning and using one of these devices is still a big privilege that should be cherished and treated with respect. As with any adult product, you should always read the user manual and follow all instructions carefully. If you’re not careful, it could lead to a lot of pain and disappointment. Then again, if you’re really into it, it’s worth the risk. After all, who doesn’t want a sexy robot? For more info, head over to the Autoblow AI website. And don’t forget to wear a condom, kids.